APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFFIA

Whazza-U-Bag?

Hitta Man ____________ Lona-Arranger __________ Prostitutta?_____________

Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun.

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________

Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?	____ YES
	____ NO

For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? (esplane)______________________________

I Shoota Wun Guize	___________	Protekshun Ragget	___________
I Keednappa Sumbody's	___________	Udda Things	___________

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______

U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________

U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________

U Likka Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______

(Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)

U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)

Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika..................

1 pr darke glasses	1 lb. mozzarella cheeze
1 black shirte widda white tie	1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
1 pr. pointie shooz	1 wite hat, widde blacke
brim 1 pr. cement shooz	1 spumoni or tartufo (u choise)
8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra	(tutti-frutti) (come later when you foolaround)

JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE!